“They only like large vertebrae.
They’re racist that way.”
“Insane as a bumblebee.”
“You sell babies?”
“My humanity is burning.”
“It was hilarious, in that ‘it makes
me nauseous’ sort of way.”
“I tried to seduce him with a corn
cob. And it worked.”
“If I were him I would take the
shower with him.”
“Your head is perfect.”
“The hospital is attacked by fish
people.”
“The fish people are all like, ‘land
sucks’.”
“If your feet were detached and came
to kill me in the night I would be slightly worried.”
“There is a certain time of year
when I don’t like to wear pants.”
“Meat!”
“…No. We’re eating cake.”
“She’s a narwal.”
“Not all people are fat. Just the
fat ones.”
“I was poor. P-ew…wait.”
“For all you know it could be a
naked tree.”
“They were hugging with their eyes.”
“Becoming a vampire: it’s like
getting a haircut, it doesn't count.”
“I don’t have very strong eyebrow
muscles.”
“It tastes like frog.”
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| Washington Post 5/4/09 |
